I'm Back!
I decided to start over again.
The truth is that I am a homosexual zoophile. This means that I like to have sex with animals of the same sex as me. I try to make it a point, however, only to have sex with kosher animals. This means that I can screw sheep and unblemished cows, but not pigs or starfish. Some locusts are okay.
The true reason for my wife's anger is that she knows I'm unfaithful to her with all of these animals. She's especially angry about a goat that I met on the Golan several weeks ago. That goat is so horny! Sometimes I last eight minutes. Or even 9!
The truth is that I am a homosexual zoophile. This means that I like to have sex with animals of the same sex as me. I try to make it a point, however, only to have sex with kosher animals. This means that I can screw sheep and unblemished cows, but not pigs or starfish. Some locusts are okay.
The true reason for my wife's anger is that she knows I'm unfaithful to her with all of these animals. She's especially angry about a goat that I met on the Golan several weeks ago. That goat is so horny! Sometimes I last eight minutes. Or even 9!
posted by DatingMaster @ 8:29 PM
21 Comments:
At 3:57 AM,
ultrafrumguy said…
you sound like you've been hit by a katyusha!
At 1:26 PM,
Butchieboy said…
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
At 1:49 PM,
Anonymous said…
I bet this is'nt even Datingmaster but a fake who hijacked his blog. The same crazy dude that takes over everyone's.
At 6:15 PM,
Anonymous said…
could you post the link to melanies blog it was hot.
At 7:10 PM,
Anonymous said…
u r still a retard jew fuck and u r NOT funny!
At 7:12 PM,
Anonymous said…
have sex with your mom. I heard she was a jew baboon.
At 8:59 PM,
DatingMaster said…
Hey, Anonymous.
Why don't you sign your fucking name if you're going to spew hatred?
Are you a coward? Or just a little girl?
At 5:17 AM,
The Stiltwalker said…
so you're back. wow. yay.
At 2:19 PM,
Anonymous said…
nu the link to melani and the tin man please
At 3:55 PM,
DatingMaster said…
sorry anonymous
when i delated the old site i lost the links.
At 6:08 PM,
Anonymous said…
you are not my friend anymore
At 9:21 PM,
DatingMaster said…
Would you like to see my shvantz?
At 4:28 AM,
Evi said…
hahahahaha Um, your blog is PINK! Outrageous. At least you kinda have a new theme going on..
At 1:10 PM,
Cozy said…
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At 1:11 PM,
Cozy said…
I once knew a guy that gave oral sex to a chicken. A CHICKEN! He denied it later on, but his mom caught it on camera. She claimed that she would show it to his dad whenever he was outta line. The chicken liked it though, cuz she layed like two eggs that day.
At 2:47 AM,
DatingMaster said…
please everybody calm down! can't you see that i am the victim here?
jay please tell us more about the chicken. was it freshly choked?
At 1:27 AM,
Zenobia of the East and West said…
LOOOLL...freshly cooked....lol
At 1:36 AM,
DatingMaster said…
Not freshly "cooked." Freshly "choked!"
What kind of fucking illiterate are you?
At 8:31 AM,
fuck off said…
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